Dried Chinese Noodle ThingiesI was sitting at a table in the dorm dining hall with my roommate, and I casually glanced over at my salad.Dried Chinese Noodle Thingies
It looked so... Whole.
A glimmering green bed of freshly washed and shredded Iceberg lettuce lying on the plate. Directly above is a gorgeous layer of Kale and Romaine, just glowing with its emerald aura. One more layer up is a scattering of thinly sliced yellow, red and green bell peppers; their taste so sweet I can almost feel myself getting aroused. Yet one layer above the peppers is a mild spread of shredded carrot and beet, their reddish tints calling me to them, pleading with me to play and frolic in the
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I love Sento-kun
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Q.: What do Unix sysadmins do when they're horny?
A.: Mount a filesystem.
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I have a feeling, the pleasure is all mine...
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